This baby owl hit our window. Gave us this look the whole time - Imgur
YOUR FORCEFIELD DISPLEASES ME
AS DOES YOUR INTERIOR DECORATING
HELP I AM CRY
I sort of want a tumblr full of tiny, angry owls.
(Source: ryulongd)
Answers!
1: Equal is tough because I think that how I interpret equality doesn’t LOOK like equality from the outside. Equality to me means treating people according to the traits that matter and not the ones that don’t. There are lots of things that my gender affects, but it is less often that this is addressed and much more often that we talk about my gender in ways where it doesn’t matter. I’m really tired of having to explain to my children that Yes, I DO wear makeup, but I DON’T CARE about it, so I wear it infrequently and Thank You for calling me pretty, but no, it isn’t actually the best compliment you can give me. I think I got off track. Equality. Right. Equality is treating every single person as though they have worth, even though that takes different standards.
6: I wonder about what I’m going to do when situations happen to me. Like… What am I going to do if I don’t get a job soon? What am I going to do if I do, but it’s somewhere I can’t afford to move? I guess I might be a bit too practical, I dunno.
15: Never to their faces. I’ve been outrageously angry with my father before- we fight like teenagers- but I know where my boundaries are and insulting my parents to their faces is not on this side of the line.
24: Agree. I’ve said it for a long time that if you’ve got so much money and stuff you literally can’t remember it all- it’s just way too much and it has less meaning for you. Yes. I would rather have a Smart Board for my kids if it means you have to sell your 5th house. Frankly, I think it’s outrageous that “minimum wage” and “living wage” are DIFFERENT NUMBERS. PAY YOUR DAMN TAXES. STOP USING LOOPHOLES.
44: Waht?
47: Once. I was stood up once. I lived.
70: What are you trying to point out, exactly? EVERYONE has the same numbers of hours in a day, but my goal isn’t to be Abraham Lincoln. It’s nothing like that.
88: I rationalize almost constantly. I need the logical, verbal reassurance, so I just keep up a running commentary.
89: Real life. Most definitely.
100: Coffee itself needs to be as black as possible, then with a scoop of sugar and thick cream.
I've actually never seen this question list before, send me some please?
1. What does 'equal' mean?
2. Do you believe in the phrase 'all men are created equal'?
3. Have all persons been specifically 'created' for a purpose?
4. Does art reflect society or does society reflect art?
5. Are you living under a little black raincloud or a ray of sunshine?
6. What do you wonder about?
7. What is better..being single and free or being in love and responsible to another person?
8. What vitamins do you take?
9. In checkers..red or black?
10. Do you wear all black frequently?
11. Do you ever call yourself a poet, artist, or musician?
12. When insects get into your house, do you kill them or catch them and take them ouside or leave them alone and let them live with you?
13. Which would you consider to be a worse criminal: a pedophile or a necrophile?
14. Do we start to die the day we are born or start to live the day we die?
15. Have you ever called your mom or dad a four letter word?
16. Do you believe America should go to war with Iraq?
17. Agree or disagree? “There is too much concern in courts for the rights of criminals.”
18. Agree or disagree? “Abortion should be legal.”
19. Agree or disagree? “The death penalty should be abolished.”
20. Agree or disagree? “Marijuana should be legalized.”
21. Agree or disagree? “It is important to have laws prohibiting homosexual relationships.”
22. Agree or disagree? “The federal government should do more to control the sale of handguns.”
23. Agree or disagree? “Racial discrimination is no longer a major problem in America.”
24. Agree or disagree? “Wealthy people should pay a larger share of taxes than they do now.”
25. Agree or disagree? “Colleges should prohibit racist/sexist speech on campus.”
26. Agree or disagree? “Same-sex couples should have the right to legal marital status.”
27. Agree or disagree? “The activities of married women are best confined to the home and family.”
28. Agree or disagree? “People should not obey laws which violate their personal values.”
29. Agree or disagree? “Realistically, an individual can do little to bring about changes in our society.”
30. Is there something beautiful and special about everyone?
31. Have you ever moshed?
32. Do you like sushi?
33. What mood are you in?
34. What does your mood depend on?
35. What depends on your mood?
36. What is faith?
37. What is common sense?
38. Is perfection or imperfection more beautiful?
39. Do you think that song lyrics are poems with music?
40. What is more important, tact or honesty?
41. Do you have a mentor? Who?
42. Do you feel nervous in crowds?
43. Do you like to play the lottery?
44. Guess what?
45. Why did you choose to live one more day?
46. What is the most beautiful myth you have ever read/heard?
47. Have you ever been stood up?
48. Finish the following sentence: It's always darkest before...
49. Finish the following sentence: Never underestimate the power of...
50. Finish the following sentence: Don't bite the hand that...
51. Finish the following sentence: A miss is as good as a...
52. Finish the following sentence: If you lie down with dogs, you..
53. Finish the following sentence: Love all, trust..
54. Finish the following sentence: The pen is mightier than..
55. Finish the following sentence: An idle mind is...
56. Finish the following sentence: Where there is smoke, there's...
57. Finish the following sentence: Happy is the bride who...
58. Finish the following sentence: Two is company, three's...
59. Finish the following sentence: None are so blind as...
60. Finish the following sentence: You get out of something what you...
61. Finish the following sentence: When the blind lead the blind...
62. Finish the following sentence: Laugh and the whole world laughs with you. Cry and...
63. What's the most interesting assignment you ever had in school?
64. What's the most interesting thing you ever had to do for work?
65. Do you feel insignificant?
66. Do you feel unable to evoke change?
67. Do you feel like one person can't change the world?
68. Do you feel like one life and one person's suffering doesn't mean very much?
69. Are you aware that your brain is the same size as Albert Einstein's brain?
70. Do you realize that you have the same number of hours in a day as Abraham Lincoln?
71. Did you know that Franz Kafka wrote all of his amazing literature during his lunch breaks at work?
72. Did you know that we are all made of matter and that you are made of the Same Thing that Jesus was made of?
73. Is your mind in the gutter?
74. What do you have to complain about?
75. Do you remember rock n' roll radio?
76. Is there such a thing as a food that you burn more calories from digesting than you actually absorb from it?
77. What are you doing, Dave?
78. As far as love goes do you feel it is better to become complete before looking for someone or find someone who completes you?
79. What attracts you about the opposite sex (or same sex, or both sexes)?
80. Do you need people or do you not need anyone?
81. Is selfishness always bad?
82. Is selflessness always good?
83. Do you feel like your life is being controlled by a power structure?
84. What is more important, a picture or it's frame?
85. What is more important, spirituality or religion?
86. How many definitions can you come up with for the word 'fuck'?
87. Is it less offensive when a black person says Nigger than when a white person says it? Why or why not?
88. Do you rationalize often?
89. Do you have more internet or real life friends?
90. What's an easy way to make money?
91. What's your favourite slang word and what does it mean?
92. Are you uncomfortable?
93. Is anything definite besides death and taxes?
94. Would you rather live fast and die young or live slow and die old?
95. Fill in the blank for yourself : Give me ____ or give me death!
96. The people in power step all over the average citizen, trying to secure all the power and money for themselves and leave us with no rights and under their control. They have the audacity to do this because they know that we will not lift a finger to stop them. Are they right?.
97. What are you proud that you have never done?
98. What things are hopeless?
99. What book do you feel could change someone's life?
100. How do you take your coffee?
oh god.
We’re that bad, huh?
Neopets.
Did you do the thing, Neopets?
Tell me the truth, Neopets.
(Source: juicybugz)
There once was a young boy with a very bad temper. The boy’s father wanted to teach him a lesson, so he gave him a bag of nails and told him that every time he lost his temper he must hammer a nail into their wooden fence.
On the first day of this lesson, the little boy had driven 37 nails into the fence. He was really mad!
Over the course of the next few weeks, the little boy began to control his temper, so the number of nails that were hammered into the fence dramatically decreased.
It wasn’t long before the little boy discovered it was easier to hold his temper than to drive those nails into the fence.
Then, the day finally came when the little boy didn’t lose his temper even once, and he became so proud of himself, he couldn’t wait to tell his father.
Pleased, his father suggested that he now pull out one nail for each day that he could hold his temper.
Several weeks went by and the day finally came when the young boy was able to tell his father that all the nails were gone.
Very gently, the father took his son by the hand and led him to the fence.
“You have done very well, my son,” he smiled, “but look at the holes in the fence. The fence will never be the same.”
The little boy listened carefully as his father continued to speak.
“When you say things in anger, they leave permanent scars just like these. And no matter how many times you say you’re sorry, the wounds will still be there.”
Correct parenting is correct!
‘what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger’
what if i cut off your left leg
would that make you stronger
would it
Finally the Monty Python fandom awakens
We were never asleep, we’ve just been out trying to find the right shubbery.
(Source: icelikelollies)
